Dear Mom and Dad,
So today marks seven months here at Camp Nana. For the most part I am having a blast. Constant pampering, and attention, as they say… ‘it’s all good’, or at least most all of it… let me tell you the one problem here at camp or my little words of wisdom after seven months… do not come to camp if you have a “nose full” mom or dad… cause No Fun Nana has officially EARNED HER No Fun title today. Look – I know I cannot blow my own nose, and I know… it is not fun to look at baby goobers coming out of my little baby nose, but I HATE THAT SUCTION THINGY and hate having my nose wiped! I spent the better part of my entire day dodging my nose being constantly wiped, sucked and just plain irritated.
Yea, so I kept dodging her wiping and that little blue suction thing… well it may just get mysteriously lost when Nana is not looking. She tried to distract me with books… as if reading could divert her true intentions…. and if you’ll notice there is nothing to wipe, or suck!
Her antics of distracting me worked temporarily.. I still don’t see a problem… do you?
Okay… I know… I get it… it is gross…. but I STILL HATE THE BOOGIE SUCKER! After it is over, and I can breathe easier…I am happy as ever!
I spent the day in jammers again, and am working at fighting off this nasty little cold… I hope you are both well, and maybe tomorrow I will be free of the ‘crud’. I am not swimming this week… sorry little mini’s. But really don’t want to infect anyone else. Until tomorrow Mom and Dad, please know I love you, and please know I have a great little blue boogie sucky thingy that I would really like to give to you, (or maybe I will just play HIDE THE BLUE SUCKY THINGY AND WATCH NANA SEEK IT OUT)… as always, Little Miss Adorable, Little Miss Snuffy Nose, your daughter,