Happy (actual) Birthday Great Grandma!
Dear Mom and Dad,
Well we celebrated it yesterday but today is the day of Great Grandma’s birth… a few years ago.
Today I went to Flint to see her sister, and Cuz Nanc… and guess what…. I GOT THE PRESENT, fancy that… I go to Flint and on my Great Grandma’s birthday, I got A VACCUUM! Yep, now I can keep the dust bunnies from growing into dust monsters at camp!
I am not sure why I get the present and not Great Grandma, but lets just say, Great GREAT Aunt Ida had cookies, and fruit, she let me play with the remote, and well, I think I had the fun on GG-ma’s birthday.
I ate breakfast at Bob Evans, and then hung out with Cuz Nanc and yes… GREAT GREAT Aunt Ida… and I think her home will not be the same… since I have learned to walk….I am pretty much unstoppable. Anything I can get my hands on…. I do….. and well it is fun to see everyone scramble to catch me! Great Aunt Ida however let me play with what ever I wanted…. and was a good sport. I came back to camp Nana and I worked so hard. Once done I said…. okay now I do not want to hear any excuses you can talk to the hand, because I am not putting up with any shedding from those zoo co-campers…
I am in charge of vaccumming, I am in charge of dust bunnies… so no more!
Do you think they will listen? Nana says… No… they are shedding no matter who tries swiffering or vaccuuming after them.
I am telling you Nana…
The Guge Special… can get just about anyone to do anything!
But, Nana says, the pets are gonna shed, no matter who tries bossing them…
I say… let me handle it for a day and Iwill get the hair to stay on the animal even if I have to use glue!
NO SUCH LUCK, something about being kind to the pet co-campers… so I will.
No whipping them into shape!
Here I am playing today, hope you and Dad are well, and if you need any sand vaccuuumed up, you know who to call…. Miss Guillianna… Queen of Clean!
I am having fun, and as I said before, playing hard… enjoying camp and my travels to Flint. I have so much to do these days… can’t wait to show you. Until tomorrow, please know, things at Camp Nana will stay clean now that I have the Guillianna Dyson to keep the dust bunnies from taking over… and that as always, I am your, Little Miss Adorable, your daughter,