THE BEST JOKE EVER… and the “squeal”
Dear Mom and Dad,
Today I heard the funniest joke ever… want to hear it?
Yea, I find that joke funny. I tried really hard to tell that same joke to Penelope the Puppy… but she did not find it as interesting as I. Go figure.
I have a thing for remotes, and the telephone… today’s oral fixation was on the phone.. (and yes Nana cleans them) and I am much less offensive than Mr. Griff when it comes to leaving slobber around. Mr. Griffin the Saint Bernard has the world’s thickest and most slimy saliva you could ever imagine… don’t be misled by the black beast catching me in the action of a little GUGU DROOL, because compared to the Griff Monster… my drool is a drop in the bucket…LITERALLY.
So… back to my telephone/remote fixation… ahhhhh look what I have…
and guess what I am going to do with it?
and next thing you know… I am all over this phone thing..
Yep, Nana worries I will accidently call France… I say, no Nana you have it all wrong… I WOULD CALL THEN LAND OF SAND and get the low down on mom and dad if I could actually dial someplace…
You know how I squeal sometimes when you do call… well today the beast captured me MID-SQUEAL … and well lets just say …. I still think I am cute when I squeal… Nana say’s it depends on where I do it… like for example, on a crowded elevator or while everyone is asleep at nite… not so much…. so I reserve this special high pitched little “squeek” for certain times.
I had a super fantanstic day. I am feeling so good, and being the best little princess ever. I miss you mom and dad, and hope that my little face cheered both of you up today. Until tomorrow, (which I am so pumped for, as it is SUNDAY – AND ALL THE CAMPERS WILL BE HERE PAMPERING my itty bitty princess tushy!) I send you all my love, and will remind you once again that today as always I am your Little Miss Adorable, your daughter,
Guillianna! P.S. Before I leave you….. One last little thing… “Bah!” I am Laughin’ Out Loud!