Oh No… “the rash”, Silly Nana!
Dear Mom and Dad…
(SO… THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN AT NIGHT… AFTER A DAY OF BEING A NUDIE BUTT…. ) No photo shoot during the day… and Reeeeeeally Nana, do we have to talk “the rash” trash! Nana says yes, cause she promised Momma she would not miss a thing…. that she would make me as close to momma as possible… so here goes….
Yes it is true, I am here at camp… WITH OUT A DIAPER. The doctor said, (yes I SAID DOCTOR, Nana is all over THIS AND A LITTLE on the OVER PROTECTIVE side SO THE DOCTOR HAS BEEN CONSULTED) no diapee… and some special powder, keep me dry, and feed me a little yogurt and I will be good. Can you believe Nana let me get my first rash,she only has like five kinds of regular butt paste, she has Great Papa special order the most awesome kind, and I still got ‘the rash’, and she says sorry. Seems that there really wasn’t anyway to prevent it, and it is just one little red spot near the princess privacy (about the size of a dime or maybe a nickel) … but I get to go around naked at camp… and pee on Nana… so I am having fun!
Of course I get to dress for my photo shoot… and protect the princess privacy… but all in all, let it be known, I did in fact get my first little rash here at Camp Nana. I am saving a first HAIRCUT HOWEVER – FOR YOU. And while it is not likely that I will wait to WALK , I do promise to save my first bike ride with you, my first ice skating… hmmmm, it will hopefully be with all the campers and you at an annual skate or something… and I will save my first trip to a zoo with you… among many other firsts… but Nana has the first diaper rash… and she says sorry. Seriously… I think she is more crushed than I…. didn’t want me to suffer anything in her care… but alas… ‘THE RASH’.
I am having a good day despite ‘the rash’, and Nana is having fun… living the diaper free life! (NOT) but if we do this a day or so… ‘the rash’ loses and I have a princess perfect butt again… so what do you think Nana will do…
Hope your day was great… and was thinking about how spring is coming soon. In a few days Momma is having her 25th birthday. I hope she knows we all wish her a great day, and that her special package has arrived in time for her birthday. Keep checkin’ Mom it will be there soon I am sure..
Nana also just got an email from Momma that says now both she and daddy have been before the board and are eligible for SARGEANT…. so congratulations to both of you… I hope you know that your eligibility for a promotion makes your baby girl and your parents, and grandparents so proud. Great job!
Until tomorrow, please know I am your Little Miss Adorable, your daughter without a diaper today, your sweet baby,
P.S. Grumpy please know my mom sends her best for your birthday if you look she commented yesterday on it…
and to my Great Aunt Pam…Nana says… she is thinking of you and your family. Wishing she could mend the emptiness in your hearts. xoxox GUGUBEAR!