I Am Just Sayin’…

Dear Mom and Dad,

So, how are you today?   I have so much to tell you today.   First off,  not that I am the complaining type or a Negitive Nellie…, and not that I would ever use a princess like whine…  I am however,  just sayin’ that after ten months on this planet, I have decided unequivocally that TEETHING is NOT FUN.   Nana and the Beast…. well they worked at getting some photos for you today, and well let’s just see if you notice a pattern here…. none of these next pics are duplicates…   

 I am telling you… I am so fixated on biting, and gnawing, and just plain chewing on anything and everything, that it appears my little eyes say it all… ahhhhhhh…. yes… relief, even if momentary.

Nana has been giving me Infant tylenol as the doctor as recommended, and it helps so much, but when it is getting close to time for a bit more the the grape gum relief goo…. YOU CAN TELL, I hate TEETHING…  (just sayin’, NO FUN)

So I am sure you can see the similar factor in each AND EVERY photo the Beast tried to get today…and … well all I have to say is …. YOU TRY THIS!  I am thinking… even strong soldiers would have a hard time with this stuff!

Second thing I needed to speak to Daddy about… is WHAT’S UP WITH TELLING NANA THOSE ‘CHARGERS’ WERE GONNA BEAT GRANDMONSTERS STEELERS?   Hmmmmm?   Nana took your advice, and well let’s just say… that “chargers” thingy didn’t exacly pan out the way you said it would… but it’s okay… she’s just going to make you take all the campers to dinner for your ERROR in judgement. Anyone for Sonic?   From now on Daddy you better stick with the Steelers, or HOW BOUT THOSE LIONS…?

And the last thing I wanted to slide on in here tonight is about my day….I have to send a shout out to Great GREAT Aunt Ida, say Hey there… (and glad you are home), but really I do not want you having any more “great great aunt stuff “, just so I can EAT EGGS  at Great Grandma Sharyn’s house.   Yes, you heard me mom and dad, I went to hang with a little sister today… not mine OF COURSE, but Great Great Aunt Ida’s!    YOUR GRANDMA SHARYN… you see Aunt Ida had to go do some ‘Great Great Aunt’ Stuff, and Great Grandma Sharyn, well as you already know…she can get a worryin’ when someone she loves has “stuff” goin’ on…so I went to hang with her so she would not be so nervous, I thought I could distract her a bit….. chew up things, spit up a bit, maybe have a diaper or two to change, you know usual baby distraction stuff which is different than Great Great Aunt Stuff,  but instead…  SHE MADE ME A SCRAMBLED EGG!   I go to cheer her up, and she is cooking for me!   Crazy huh?   I stayed there and tried crawling a bit, till I was ‘tuckered’ out, (20 seconds or so) and then, I just rolled all over her floor… no dog or kitty hair … just fun fun fun, and when there is FUN AND FOOD, well you can count the “Guge” in… cause I am all about fun and food. 

So as you can see the day was full, and I was busy, I even stopped by to say hi to Poppy, Great Papa, Uncle Dave, and Dr. Randy at the Royal Oak office and took Poppy your favorite chicken sandwich for his lunch…  I was  an object of distraction one moment, and a gnawing, drooling machine the next… but still as always,  I am your Little Miss Adorable,